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books_without_pages: truth bout politics by lil johnny: Lil’ Johnny goes up to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” dad says, “Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the bread win...

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books_without_pages: joke's on u

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books_without_pages: broken hearted

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books_without_pages: every kid's summer school song

books_without_pages: every kid's summer school song: I HATE TO GO TO SCHOOL (to the tone of jingle bells) verse 1: waking up is hard, the toilet seat is cold, I ga to brush my teeth ,...

words on said

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''LIKE'' & ''CMNT'' IF U LIKE
♥ "A touching love story that 'll make
u cry" ♥
10th Grade:-
As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it.
After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day
before.
I handed them to her.She said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
11th grade:-
The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how
her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, So
I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa, I
stared at her
soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore
movie,
and three bags of chips,
she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..I want to tell her,
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Senior year:-
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said,
"hes not gonna go" well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that
if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best
friends'.
So we did.
That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time,
thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Graduation:-
A day passed, then a week, then a
month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation
day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I
knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my
shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on
thecheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Marriage:-
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the
cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Death:-
Years passed, I looked down at the
coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best
friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
'I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
...'I wish I did too...'
I thought to my self, and I cried.
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soccer clubs

1. LIVERPOOL is a child who is very proud of the academic achievements of his
grandfather.
2. MANCHESTER UNITED is a boy who just perfoms in the final exams and top the class.
3. MANCHESTER CITY is a spoilt child who purchases all the expensive books but is
never interested in reading them.
4. ARSENAL is a boy who works hard throughout the year but fails to succeed.
5. TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS is a girl who thinks getting 18pts from a possible 21 in mid
year term tests translates to a pass in the final exams.
6. CHELSEA is a boy who fails and blames his teachers then his family finds a new
teacher for him every year

weddings

Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Johnny whispered to his mother, " why is the bride dressed in white?" " because white is the colou of happiness an today is th happiest day of her life." Johnny thought about this for a moment then said, " so why is he groom wearing black? " (",) xx

data sheet analysis

DATA SHEET
ANALYSIS
Element: Woman
Symbol: Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from
45kg to 225kg
Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas with
trace elements in outlying regions
Physical Properties
1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent
reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly.
5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to
common ore.
6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied.
Chemical Properties
1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
4. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.
5. The most powerful money reducing agent known to
man.
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
Tests 1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in
their natural state.
2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced
hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can
be maintained at different locations as long as specimens
do not come in direct contact with each other

truth

truth

I'm the man and the woman

that makes america cry,

sent to Baghdad to starve

but was too full to die. 

I'm easy to come by but I come with a price.

I may sound general but I'm always precise.

I'm as visible as light but they never let me shine.

If you weren't watching TV then your world would be mine.

I'm the rise and the downfall of the human race.

So few can see me though I stand in their face.

I'm the mother and father that you never knew.

I ate all the pieces, I still never grew.

I lose to deniers though I have more might.

I may not be happy but you know that I'm right.

You can try to have-at,

grab your shotguns and chase,   

but I am the truth and I'm who you'll face.

I may be out of fuel but I'm always self-driven.

I've never sinned but I'll never be forgiven.

I'm always the loudest but the one you never hear,

hurt you from Afghanistan, lethal when I'm near.

I may be cryptic but I still never lie.

I'm the law of physics that you can defy.

Nobody takes me seriously, they all just ignore,

the media is the pimp and YOU are his whore.

I was always living but I was never born.

When you mess with this bull, you die on the horn.

You can skip over the flowers but I'll get you thorned.

You can file a complaint but this court is adjourned.

I lose to deniers although I have more might.

I may not be happy but you know that I'm right

You can try to have-at,

grab your pitchforks and chase,  

But I am the truth and I'm

who you'll face.

Life is an eternal sleep from which you never awaken,

I can't walk away even though I'm forsaken.

I'm in your truck and I'm in your bar.

When you wobble out the door, I won't be so far.

You can yell out at me and get out your gun,

but I know I'm immortal so you know I won't run

My enemies always get what they deserve,

but I'll salute them for having the nerve.

I'm just the same Coca-cola in any part of the globe

you shake me repeatedly but I still explode!

You know what to do.

Ignorance is so blissful till it spills out on you,

Till it bursts out with anger and stains your whole life,

Kills your sons and your daughters and sleeps with your wife.

You call me the devil when god is my fan.

I can't win an argument with a stubborn man.

Don't bother with congress, they made a ban.

If you feel uncomfortable listening, then go join the clan.

Cause I'm your cameflouge soldier

in the Jihad on lies.

Sent to palestine to rot

but I flew through Dubai.

I lose to deniers though I have more might.

but arm me with honesty,

you'll die in that fight.

You can try to have-at,

propaganda and waste.  

But I am the truth

who you still haven't faced.

surviving love

Surviving Love

"I love you"

What a silly phrase

Everyone says it

But very few know the true meaning behind it

I guess they want to say it,

Feel like they NEED to say it,

Simply to know someone cares,

At least a little

But how can you pick the real from the fake?

You can't

It's impossible

That's a fact

The fakes are chipper,

Always happy,

While the real smile,

Laugh,

Seem happy…

But it's just an act

They're dying inside

They just don't want people to know

For then they would seem weak

And they've felt weak their entire life,

Because no one knows the true dangers of love

Because no one's strong enough to talk about it

If they were,

People wouldn't long for it so much

They would run away

Far, far away

When you're in love,

It tears at your soul

It eats at your body

Consuming cell after cell

Until you can't take it anymore

You scream

You cry

You bury yourself in blankets

Not because you want to,

But because you have to

These are the people you need to fear

Who may appear weak on the outside,

But can crush lead inside,

Not because they exercise,

Or take care of their body,

But because they survived

And surviving love is one of the hardest obstacles in life

So if you ever come across a person like this,

Remember,

They may seem fine,

But there is dying underneath

Fear them

With all your life

For damaged people are most dangerous,

Because they know they can survive

gift

Gift

The other children said

he had crazy eyes

and made fun

of how his mother dressed him

and refused to understand

why he liked strange colors

and would not play

with his toys.

They could not get used to

the voices he heard,

or how he traced their faces

with his fingers

and pronounced them good

and were scared

of the way his hands made music

from plain air.

They misread his language

and thought he conjured demons

in the quiet glade

where no birds sang.

But the boy only shrugged

and smiled quietly to himself

at their puzzles.

You see,

he knew the gift of imperfection

its fierce magic

and how to catch beauty

and turn bad luck into an omen

and that different was a fine art

that would one day

save the world.

21 century more or less

WELCOME TO
THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
Our Phone:Wireless!
Cooking:Fireless!
Food:Fatless!
Dress:Sleeveless!
Youth:Jobless!
Leaders:Shameless!
Relations:Meaningless!
Attitude:Careless!
Feelings:Heartless!
Education:Valueless!
Children:Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS. But
still, our HOPES are
endLESS...

beauty

beauty

Beauty is a blind man stuck in a room of nails

Beauty is a sailor with a mast but no sails

Beauty is the wind blowing lightly across the sand

Beauty is the water trickling lightly from my hand

Beauty is nonexistent for it is different every time

Beauty is found everywhere every verse every line

Beauty is truly in the eye of the viewer

Beauty is something that has never been truer

In the end what beauty is doesn't mean a thing

It can't compare to what a personality can bring

For someone's soul is there trueness of heart

True beauty is blind like a fine piece of art

Beauty exists in everything that we do

Now you must'nt wait for it to find you

cus ur beautiful

truth bout politics by lil johnny

Lil’ Johnny goes up to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
dad says, “Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the bread winner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Mummy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny– well, consider her as the working class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him the future. Now go and think about this and see if it makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed to have a think about what dad said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs into his room only to find that his nappies are very mucky.
He then runs off to his parents’ room. His mom is sound asleep, so not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the key-hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy approaches his father and says,
“Dad, I think I understand what politics is now.” “Good, son, now tell me in your own words what politics is.” Little Johnny replies, “Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”
(",) xx

flames

i find it kind of funny,

i find it kind of sad,
dat de dreams dat always die ,
are de best i ever had,
i find it hard to tell ,
i find it hard to take,
dat wen people run in circles,
their lives burst up in flames.

joke's on u

I never thought I’d be like this,
In love, but with my mind amiss,
So many emotions, widely ranging,
All of them constantly changing.

I fluctuate, I ripple and swirl,
But nothing’s constant in this world,
So one minute I’m high, another I’m low,
I need to escape it but where do I go?

I’ve tried it all, to free my mind
From ties and chains of every kind.
My knife is blunt, yet my pain is sharp,
She plays my feelings like a harp.

So here I am, spell bound and gagged,
Mind in agony, body in rags,
A cyclone’s coming, I’m on a raft,

My life was a joke, but no-one laughed.

broken hearted

Blood is red,
bruises are blue.
My bones are broken,
thanks to you.
My heart is bleeding,
my tears are black.
And I can't believe,
I want you back.

every kid's summer school song

• I HATE TO GO TO SCHOOL
•  (to the tone of jingle bells)
  
   verse 1:
  waking up is hard,
  the toilet seat is cold,
  I ga to brush my teeth ,
• my hair is all in knots!
  
  My uniform is rough,
  I don't know what to wear,
   between the Etnis and Nikes shoes I'm going into stress.
  
  Chorus:
  Oh!!!!!!!! My Gosh, OH My Gosh
  I hate to go to school
  Mathematics ,physics test
  and the rest are  not so COOL!
   (repeat)
  
  verse 2:
  The bus ride 's long and hard,
  the people are so rude,
  they act just like retards ,
   they need to get a clue!!!!!,
  
  When i get to school it's late'
  the bell 's already rang,
   I need to run I cannot wait I really cannot bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
  
   (chorus repeat 2x) 
• 
  verse 3:
  Geography is first,
  I haven't got a clue gosh!!,
  English is a most,HHHUUUUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!
• And diction also tooo, beoouuum!!!!!!!!!!
• Break time is the best, YES!!!
  Math is really fun,
  The reading not so much,
   the bell has rung, it's time , TAAA!!!!
  The bus is here  !HURRAY !!
• Am going home ta play OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 
• Chorus( repeat x2)

truth about every thing

School
A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
 
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
 
Father
A banker provided by nature

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
...except that he/she got caught

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
 
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
 
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
 
Atomic Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.